Thursday, September 28, 2006

Que Pasa?

I may not have a hold on the European languages, but I’m off today- 15 days in Europe.

Just pray that I don’t-
- Lose my passport, wallet, tickets, friend and mind
- Wander into someone else’s room in the hotel (by mistake of course)
- Take a train to Wisbejiesgystan (I bet that is a country)
- Get caught for illegal possession of rice cooker
- End up reading map upside down thinking its French
- Spend more than 3 days in the Louvre and kill myself
- Sing ‘The hills are alive with the Sound of Music’ in Salzburg and kill others.
- Get too high on hash brownies that we don’t wake up for two days straight and miss the hash brownie plans for the next night. Shudder!
- Use my friend’s toothbrush –ewwwww!

But do pray that I get hopelessly lost in the lovely cities never to return to reality.

38 comments:

anantha said...

yaaay! Sooper.. So stop over in India?

mysorean said...

Have a nice time! Ensoi!

Anantha:
From when did India get to be a part of Europe? huh?

Me said...

i'll also pray that something like # 3 doesn't happen this time....:)

word verfication....u too alpha...cha

Rationale said...

Have a grrrreat time! And as your bro just told me, DO come back!

anantha said...

Mysorean: With Alpha you can never say!

Me: I wanted to ask her and make her cut her tongue out! But decently I left it with a smile. But you indecent man! Why apply salt where it hurts?

rads said...

may you get lost in old world european charm! get yourself a cuckoo clock - authentic from the black forest region.

Fishy said...

Have a great trip alpha, with lots more to write about when ur back!! :)

shub said...

soooper! have a fun trip alpha! :)

Anonymous said...

me:

first #2 then only #3!!

- s.b.

WA said...

Have fun alpha

Aqua said...

hi alpha! visiting yr blog after a long time....so y've moved cities. hmmmm...yeah i know ...uprooting and transplanting yrself in a new environment is a daunting task. (hey i sound like a gardener now!)

enjoy yrselves in europe and we look forward to posts from europe...austria ...wow..ALWAYS wanted to go there!

Anonymous said...

hey.. have a great trip!!! do bring goodies... will plan a trip down soon :D

AmitL said...

Have a nice holiday,Twin...and,hope that none of the things mentioned happen.Unless,of course,they turn out to be blogworthy events.:)

Leela said...

Have a sooper trip. Waiting to hear all about it when you get back.

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hardu said...

Anantha: You are not entirely wrong about her going to India. ;) Only thing is it is not a stopover its the destination.

I am meeting alpha tomorrow. Yipee yipee Yaay yaay!! :)

phatichar said...

Waiting for the interesting stories from back there.. :))

Dog's Best Friend said...

Rice cooker?? Thayir sadam in Paris?? Aye Madrasi!!! Survive on ghaas-phoos-between-breads like the rest of us vegetarians did...
Nonsense ...
(I'm back)

Hehhhh said...

Take care, have fun ... and kiss n tell : )

Anonymous said...

"kiss n tell" pe ye joke (plagiarized from da 'net, of course) pesh kartaa hoon :-)

- s.b.

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.

urban trotter said...

pliss, pliss, do not use your friend's toothbrush. you'll be traumatised for life...

Anonymous said...

alpha:

i found this too late to include it in among my comments on your mahabharata memoirs, but what the heck

- s.b.

B o o said...

Its been 20 days! At least leave a comment woman! We are worried. Are nt we, people?

Me said...

s...we are bored...sorry worried...alpha...where r u?

WA said...

yeah yeah worried for the Europeans more like it. Having fun alpha?

B o o said...

Me & WA - You guys are pure genius! *wiping tears*

alpha said...

peeps, thanks for commenting even at times when i wasn't looking.

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