Writers Strike has affected alpha-2.blogspot.com. Despair not folks, let's look at all the wonderful alpha moments from the past. (You still around?)
ReRun 1- When Alpha was wronged by short sighted evil parents
ReRun 2- When a particular party went Northeast.
ReRun 3- When Alpha was subject to third degree by people she called her own.
ReRun 4- When Alpha returned unscathed from a wedding that was not her own
ReRun 5- When Alpha's body parts were attacked by a Vietnamese conspiracy
(Didn't see how else to break the news that Andy was a lab mate who spoke to me when he wasn't guzzling diet coke from a 7 liter tank. So in essence I spoke to him twice in my life. I also need to mention that you had to take 140 steps back to not mistake Andy for a department store. He probably was a department store considering how much he could store inside him. He was a white-washed department store that would shine like an EXIT sign every time he came back from the sun panting and puffing with 3 double cheese burgers, huge french fries, 7-liter diet coke and say, 'Duh Alpha, I heard you worship cows in India. I hope you eat em after that!'
Oh well, sorry about the ending. It is bound to build your character.)