I do not miss the pit toilets of Kilimanjaro. It was mandatory we use them as the sheer number of people shitting anywhere can be disasterous to the fragile environment. As much as I value that sentiment, never again! Corporation toilets in Madras smell like green apples in comparison. I 'm bringing my own shit bag next time. It was an adventure, especially the time when there were strong winds while you were at it. Some details even I can leave out.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
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I do not miss the pit toilets of Kilimanjaro. It was mandatory we use them as the sheer number of people shitting anywhere can be disasterous to the fragile environment. As much as I value that sentiment, never again! Corporation toilets in Madras smell like green apples in comparison. I 'm bringing my own shit bag next time. It was an adventure, especially the time when there were strong winds while you were at it. Some details even I can leave out.
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This must be posed on Desipundit as the shittiest desi blog post ever!
Ayyyo!
So this is the kind of post that makes you comment!
Raaama!
Created by AlphaGraphics?
terri, yes, i couldnt outsource this one.
..uvaaaack...
Next time carry a broom. Clean up all the shit on the floor before you s(h)it !
oookaaaay this is gross. come, you can do better.
(mental note to wait a long while before revisiting...at least 4 more stories so this is no longer on the front page)
me:I am glad my potrayal managed to get the right reaction. An artist's dream.
bh: I hope no one around you ever asks you for suggestions.
anu: I can 'doo' better?
come, you wan to show me?
oh well, i sketched this inside the tent when I couldnt sleep. I should scan more sketches.
Ok, this spells engineering geek right out. And a stinky one at that! Yuk!
But I think I've definitely seen the worst excuse for a toilet EVER. And thats all I have to say about that!
So I didn't wait and revisited and I can't stop laughing!!!! This is funnier later in the day. Mr.G likes the way one hand is holding up a foot.
Not much different to the army dump shack en route to Nathu La. Only, there the hole was already full.
http://www.wackyarchives.com/bizarre/the-indian-toilet-how-to.html
You should create some help like the one above so that ppl going later can atleast be prepared for it.
LMAO ...now this is the Alpha we know and love!
Note to self, do not visit Alpha's blog ever again
Is that it ? You came back after conquering this shit hole ?
Coooolll...Ur blog is AWESOME!!!
I dont remember how i landed on ur blog, but it took me 2 complete days (at office of-course!!) to finish all the archives...:)
Truly hilarious...Keep them coming...
rationale: hah! you should be glad I didnt dimension the outside of the shithole.
anu: You became anu and he remains mr.g?
bitter scotch: Eyuck!
chakri: excellent! That was hilarious! even I prefer that toilet compared to comodes in india..usually most comodes are wet!
blues: thank you...we will strive to keep that expectation going.
wa: er...dont do that..next time it'll be just on peeing!
bh: is that IT? did you say???? ever try shitting in that hole and you'll have so much more respect for me and this post! tsk tsk..aaj kal ke naujawan...
another blogger! Oye..thanks! come back. and that's why i stay anonymous..so that no one's boss sends me hate mail.
I find it really *interesting that yr bro and you share so many choice words in yr vocabularies!
*For lack of a better word! :))
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