Friday, June 02, 2006

BTW, I moved to England

It’s hard to get on my nerves... but when you do (God forbid you do), I make sure I’ll throw some horrid curses your way and rant till my lungs tire (at least till I think of something more sinister). These people at Sulekha have done what my parents couldn’t accomplish. They made me a male. And available. Not to mention Interesting and Intelligent. My blog just happened to reproduce like an amoeba overnight. Mr Kartik Kannan (which I think is fake name for Automatic Spam) emailed me with request, ‘We wonderful people at Sulekha think you are awesome, etc etc (never did he mention Interesting and Intelligent though) and would like to shower you with riches in the form of duplicating your blog. Two better than one, right?’

Anyone would have fallen for this. Since I am possessed half the time, I remember saying a polite ‘no’. Can't handle the traffic congestion, I said. But as Kartik thinks I am looking for sweet devoted partner, he decided to take things under his control and do what it takes to get me hooked. So touching is the concern. Luckily there is no photo. Kartik obviously knows women prefer mystery. Imagine the look on their faces when they see my painted nails. Sulekha (apart from having moronic employees) seems to be the place to meet partners, I am to find out. Since I am a couple of years younger than I used to be, I am open to running around trees.

Amma, I am bringing home your bahu soon. Babes who read Sulekha, please don’t get worried reading my post on my marriage to Bihari dude. I can explain.

Update: I am back from England. Some of the above links will not work. Problem fixed, thanks to kiruba @ kirubashankar.com. I am now married, female who is not intelligent. Pshaw! How boring!

45 comments:

WA said...

ROTFL. Absolutely lost for words now, these guys are stupid.

anantha said...

Appadi podu podu podu, appadi podu thannale

Ravages said...

Alpha, They got to you too, heh? Perhaps we should all form the Bloggers against Sulekha Traumatisation (BlAST)

Jokes aside, try mailing the most popular blogger with this...He heads the blog operations.

D.N.A. said...

Ravages, are you kidding me? Does "he" head that division? BTW, I hope you are referring to "that" popular blogger.

alpha said...

who the heck are you guys taking about ..like he is some Lord Voldemort or something..Kiruba?

Kaps said...

Alpha,
I'm curious to know whether this post of yours makes it Sulekha. They are known to filter out such controversial posts. They don't realize that it takes the same time to delete your entire mirror blog on Sulekha and put and end to the whole issue.

Anonymous said...

Lord Voldemort or something..Kiruba?

Rephrase that

Rohan Pint0 or something..Kiruba?

alpha said...

kaps, they gave me a username and password and I was like ..wow! I can go and delete this myself. But silly me..of course the password doesn't work. you know, at least if they linked to this blog, things wouldn't be as bad as it seems.

anon: ermm..not equating the two by any means. I have lot of respect for Kiruba and his running abilities.

Ravages said...

er, yes. Lord Voldermort

anantha said...

Alpha: On a more serious note, I would want to hunt for that email you sent Karthik
and keep it handy, in case this gets dirtier than it already is.

Ravages said...

d.n.a: he is pretty high up there.

Ravages said...

anti--ooops--anantha - thanks for the tip off saare.

alpha said...

anti: WHAT?! Spammer has a blog? This gets really weird! Maybe contacting him on his blog will be easier to get response. Sent an email to the Lord Voldemort. We'll see what happens. should I have given a 24 hour notice and stuff for added drama?
Had turned Sent-mail Off unfortunately.

D.N.A. said...

Blogosphere is never short on drama and entertainment. If you are contacted by the "source", I guess it is a status symbol. Enjoy, ekkov.

Me said...

...sometime back there were posts abt this karthik spamming all blogs...ippo ippadiya...engayo poitaanga....

...btw did u ask them y they did not have the url as alpha-2.something.something...

alpha said...

Me: yes, alpha-2 is my biggest concern at this point. I will bring it up when a human replies to my hate mails.

dna: enzoing da...who wont, when 2 years have been shaved off your life!

anon: Rohan Pinto was much smarter than Kiruba Sankar. He sustained this this for much longer and didn't take blame.

Sulekha: Can I steal your contents?
Blogger: No please.
Sulekha: Too bad, I am doing it anyway.
Blogger: Darn, I hate you.
Sulekha: sorry no more emails, but can we come home and solicit?

Rohan: tralalala (keeps stealing without notice...goes on for months)
Blogger (after years): Caught ya. I am so cool.
Rohan: Caught me for what?

WA said...

Alpha, let me know when you move to England. Taking your popularity into account and all, we will organise a grand reception here :)

D.N.A. said...

Capricorn, member since Nov 2004? Ennamo nadakudhu....

Me said...

..btw alpha did u leave a punch dialog like "traffic engineerukay trafficaaa" & so on...

pavan kumar said...

I remember this spamming thing getting big and then Kiruba apologising for this "new strategy to attract more bloggers".. It's Karthik who is the root to this.. Google "Sulekha spamming blogs" and you arent alone! I had got several requests to put up a pic and before they did on my behalf.. I moved out from there

Chenthil said...

Karhik Kannan is a real life blogger, have met him once in a blog meet. Kiruba did tend us an apology during the last episode.

But, never was I offered a sex change operation. You are a lucky one alpha :-)

None said...

alpha,

this karthik chap used to be a decent blogger until Sulekha recruited him and then he turned into this spamming ogre and now, whatever!
and o yeah, am wundring about the bihari dude! :)

cheers!
ramya

Hehhhh said...

I knew it.

Peru kettappave I felt something was amiss. Then she refused pics.

Now the truth is out, she ijint female.

Thanks, machi@ Sulekha.

Now if only they'd indicate some real wimmen.

Dei Alpha, paavi!

Tinky Toinkers said...

tch tch ... what all they do i ask you... btw, you earn big money? you know to cook? my lil cousin sister looking for suitable bridegroom.

Twilight Fairy said...

here after long!
why's every post laced with that bihari tinge? u missing some (g)ross dude?

BTW the "buffalo knows as anti" wala poora process was quite funny, i tell u :)

The ramblings of a shoe fiend said...

Most upset... you've in England for so long and you haven't come and seen us even once. Hmph

alpha said...

WA: Reception? When Muhurtham?

D.N.A.: Bulb, that's actually fine though i aint no capri.


Me: I'll let you represent me..you do have some cool things to say to them...considering they actually have comprehension powers.


Pavan: now how did you move out?

Chenthil: he happens to be my junior from school...must tell Alamelu miss about this behaviour of his. oh shucks, she has retired! what to do now?!

ramya: bihari dude just my fantasy..you are my reality..oh wait, i have already promised my hardworking hand to WA.


Hehhhh: plz explain this outburst.

Toinks: Is she open to cross-dressers?
TF: Belcome!


Shufy: Didnt want to shock you guys with my new image. give you some time to digest the fact.

Rash said...

ha ha ha!

phatichar said...

:) This Sathish guy contacted me as well. I said 'yes' but it's been more than a month, and I don't see my blog anywhere on Sulekha. Oh well, like you guessed, Karthik prefers women over women preferring mysteries.

Rohan said...

hey,

does that make you the "alpha-male" of the sulekha pack ??

excuse the rally rally byad joke.

prakash said...

seems, sulekha has mirrored even this post.

kodumai!

alpha said...

phatichar, if u dont mind getting morphed into a woman who lives in an igloo...why should i stop you?

rohan: sulekha pack? i am the joker...it looks like. they refuse to get rid of me.

praks: yes..in future all my posts will start with 'Sulekha sucks'.
and guess what, they replied (finally) saying they HAVE removed my blog. I might be drunk, but do you still see it?

Hardu said...

If you have moved to England, please do come and visit me. Germany is pretty clsoe to England you see. :P

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alpha said...

hardu, but u'll be in india.

alpha said...

anon: hey! very nice to you too. Awesome comment, I say. If you need this comment duplicated so that you can make more than measly $900, contact Karthik Kannan.

WA said...

I promise you I am definitely not drunk, blind maybe but blind drunk I am not and I can see it too.

Also, I think Sulekha should mirror your comments here in your sulekha blog too. Can't be difficult to do. Karthik Kannan are you listening?

alpha said...

karthik kannan is deaf is what i hear (i can hear and see in a drunk way). aaarrggh! Sulekha lied to me.

Me said...

_______ perfect posta kaanam?

alpha said...

me, it will come back..waiting for perfect time.

D.N.A. said...

Perfect time? meaning monday mornig, when you can garner more hits? Bah! Hits hustler!

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