Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Scenes from Mahabharat at Home- II

Draupadi again and the five Pandavas. Bhima to the left, Yudhistira, Arjuna and the Ashwini twins.

Warning: If you are 18 years or younger, please erase this graphic scene from your memory.

59 comments:

SwB said...

LOL ... all five at once?

Alpha said...

ok ok..she got carried away...silvery moon, velvety sky and all that. Am not too sure if there are different slots for each. just thought it would be useful.

anantha said...

God..graphic, indeed!

Alpha said...

hope u didn't check this in office.

Chitra said...

Hyuck hyuck too good. I love it :D!

Vee Cee said...

and what, a glove was their preferred method of birth control.

Alpha said...

chitra: :)

vc: LOL! That would be too close for comfort, even if we were to imagine the above scenario.

Kowshic said...

I don't even want to know what the sixth one is for! To think that I introduced blogosphere to my dad and to start with....yours.....

Anonymous said...

That does it - I will have to report this blog to blogspot for objectionable content. First PJs, now graphic luridity[1]. Too much!!



[1]did I get that right :-?

Houseowner said...

i love the concept of these plug-ins! btw, that painting is by a bihari artist, eh? :) certainly not a south indian style, it seems to me...

cheers!
ramya

The ramblings of a shoe fiend said...

I am forwarding this to your in-laws at once. do they know that their cow-girl is a pornosymbalist freak! Kadavale!

:-) said...

:-) LOL...crazy idea.

Alpha said...

dna's dad: Aiyoo..Sorry Uncle! I was brought up in a nice way only.

dna: what possessed you to send your dad this way? Let me show him my matchmaking comment box and all your gangsta raps!
and sixth slot is for that mechanical vibrating thing...that back massager.

zo: wait for part three, even blogspot will be amazed.

patty: sixth is for a fan...my table fan.

ramya: be very careful what you say where. Loving this concept may get you into trouble.

Why bring Biharis into the picture?

shufy: As long as Krishna (the lord) is not involved in these activities, uncle-stink and aunty-who will be cool (is what i think)

Smiley: crazy? coming from you, it must be super crazy.

shub said...

lol @ VC!! =))
alpha I hope you don't teach alpha juniors mythology this way! :D

Alpha said...

shub: well, if you dont show-and-tell, how will they comprehend?

The ramblings of a shoe fiend said...

Uncle-stink and Aunty-who-a? Aiyayo! is this what you call your 'amma' 'appa' behind their backs?

Alpha said...

shufy, awww..relax. of course, u dont expect me to say that in front of them. I was just innocently translating maamanaar and mamiyaar..just like you made me cow-girl. [i bet you knew that already]

shub said...

err...please don't show and tell :P
alpha, you'll be the world's first Mom to combine Indian mythology and sex-ed into one!! =))

shub said...

Alpha:
P.E
super duper cool Mom.
Expert Swinger (From trees silly, wot did you think?)

The ramblings of a shoe fiend said...

er-herm! OF COURSE i knew that. whaddaya think i am, stupid? Please to not answer that

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Anonymous said...

zoheb:

"First PJs, now graphic luridity. "
alpha should be mighty glad that we don't issue fatwas.

btw, you did not get it right - the (not so) good word is lewd not lurid.

shub:

pliss to stop monkeying with the queen's language, unless you want to bring ramayana into the picture.

alpha:

pardon the pun, but your model is all screwed up. ask arjuna what is wrong.

you need to re-do your model, as yours fails to match the epic. you passed the 'pee'[1], but are now failing the 'hme'[2].

- s.b.

[1] professional engineer exam
[2] hindu mythology exam

anantha said...

As long as Krishna (the lord) is not involved in these activities, uncle-stink and aunty-who will be cool (is what i think)

Wordplay!!!! :D

DNA: The use of the empty sixth whatever is obvious man. You have seen Dalapathi, haven't you? I learnt part of my Hindu myth lessons from Thalaivar only.

VC: Not a glove! Last week I bought something that had a plastic molded cover over the rods.

Alpha said...

shub: Hold it! why this talk of mom and kids? You know something I don't?

sb: I got them right ok. Bhima, the big one, Yudistira the fair (differnt meaning, but adjust), Arjuna with the lump on his head (coz draupadi was pissed with him for getting her in this situation) and the twins (Nakula and Sahadeva). What's wrong with my screwed up model? (the husbands are even on leashes)

anti: thanks. i am proud of it too.

shub said...

tsk tsk....come off it alpha...ppl will know in a few days anyway :p
sharmaao mat yaar!

Anonymous said...

http://www.urday.com/arjuna.html

one husband per year, not five husbands per five years!

- s.b.

Alpha said...

shub: a pregnant swinger? Pi just needs that to get the lawyers moving!

sb: agreed, warped up logic it is. taking 5 pictures of one outlet with differnt plugs was more cumbersome. samjha karo yaar. the thought did occur to my genius mind. that's the issue saltwater blues brought up in the first comment.

Anonymous said...

Wot, alpha is pregnant ?

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Does the red switch towards the right act as a contraceptive, i.e., does it blink red to signify overload :-P?

shub said...

bloghopper: wot you can't you make out from the healthy glow on the blog? Now you know wot 'P' in PE actually stands for!

shub said...

I kin picture you telling Pi main tumhaare bacche ki maa banne waali hoooooon
Har Har.

shub said...

and the doc is gonna say 9 months hence, congrats Alpha, aapko Beta paida hua hai!!
har har.

psst: The code I'm writing has 2 parameters alpha and beta, so...kindly adjust! :D

shub said...

okie that was the lasst one, i promise. Off I go before you banish me from ur comment box with a "door hoja meri nazron se...maine maangi safaayi...aur tune ne dil haathon ki jalan" err...oh taht was WHEEL, sorry lolita-ji! :D

Anonymous said...

Even for you, this was BRILLIANT!

(And even for your standards, this breaks all records of crassness! :) )

errr... took three drinks to *get* the joke.

Anonymous said...

?!: have you been drinking guinness and watching world cup? brilliant.

sincere apologies to 1)those not in usa, 2)those in usa but not watching world cup, and 3) those in usa but watching world cup via univision or other non-english channel. (alpha if you belong to one of these categories, pliss to ask patrix for explanation - i believe he has been watching the world cup)

- s.b.

Kowshic said...

Anantha: Thalaivar appadi ennaba sonnaru?

Anonymous said...

bhabhi..aap mahan ho!!! aapke charan kahan hai??

Alpha said...

shub: I am glad you are having a time of your life.

?!: Ahh, if you were sober to start with, u'd have got it the first time.

sb: can I ask my hubby instead of Patrix..please please?

dna: even i wanted to ask the same question..but was having koocham.

anon: bhabhi? mr. p? charan in the same place you ignored last time around.

Anonymous said...

alpha:

reading your blog, not even sherlock holmes or hercule "canary yellow" parrot can tell whether or not pi is into non-nfl football. poor me like watson or hastings ("good lord"), and has at least read patrix blog about the world cup. anyway, if pi can help you understand my brilliant comment, more power to him! he would definitely be brilliant, and will deserve a guinness.

- s.b.

p.s.: are canaries yellow? is canary a parrot? does that question fall under the anal, verbal, or oral section? aage dekhenge, ham logaan!

anantha said...

D.N.A/Alpha: What a! Dalapathi has perhaps the best modern interpretation of one of Mahabaratha's underlying themes - unlikely friendships among characters with shades of grey in them! And the best lines in movie are Thalaivar's!

All non Tams (and Alpha), please refer to translations inside braces!

* En na, nee en nanban (Because you are my friend!)

* Inga paru. Yarukkavadhu nalladhu seyyanum-nu nenachainaa...adha un kayyaala sei (Hey see, if you wish to see something good done to someone, make sure you do it with your own hands)

* Naan porandha vudaney enga amma enna ippadi thooki paatha. Naan karuppa asingamaa irudhanaa. avaLukku pidikkala. Adhaan enna oru manja thuni-la suthi thooki veesitta. Adho theriyudhu paathiya andha kaavaala thaan naan medhandhu vandhen (As soon I was born, my mother lifted me up and looked at me. She was disgusted at my dark skin. So she bundled me in a yellow shroud and threw me. And I ended up floating here in that canal that you see yonder!)

Tinky Toinkers said...

:D:D:D

B o o said...

anti - *in a kiddie voice* indha kaavaailaya?

Alpha said...

sb: I know the Guinness ad. If there is some other underlying sinister meaning, let me not know. Also the rate at which you are going on about it I suspect you are three drinks down yourself. Pi watches NFL, NBA, Baseball, Hockey, French Open, US open, Open Sesame, Little League, football, soccer, the game with round ball, game with oval ball, game with no ball (cricket)the game with a bat, game with eagle (football) the game with players...every now and then we need to introduce ourselves.

Anti: shudder. So this is mythology for you? "You are my friend. Ermm..can I help you with my hand? Oops...baby in yellow cloth."
Or maybe it's the bad translation.

toinks: The freaky part is men found the whole concept difficult to digest and women thought it was cool.

Kowshic said...

Anantha: Adhellam seri, adhukum naan mudhalla sonathukkum enna sambandham? Freeya vidu...

Alpha: Koocham? You? He...he.... Manasatchiya illama ippadi ellam.....I don't know what is more disconcerting. Your post or my dad enjoying the humor in it....

Alpha said...

dna: lol at uncle! He's way too cool. So you are serious that he is reading this nonsense. Please don't ever introduce me as Alpha if we end up meeting in devon or somewhere. I'll act like a perfect koocham filled Tam girl (sans the tamil of course)

Alpha said...

cadencia: i was thinking of interesting repartees, but missed ya. system overload! hehh!

anantha said...

Adhellam seri, adhukum naan mudhalla sonathukkum enna sambandham? Freeya vidu...

The connection is (arguably) the sixth Pandava - Karna (Surya in Dalapathi). I attributed that sixth socket to Karna's absence ;)

Anonymous said...

The sixth slot now makes sense. Draupadi had the hots for karna afterall !

Kowshic said...

Anantha: Deivame....nenga engayoooooo poiteengaa

Kowshic said...

And I thought the sixth one is....never mind.....

ammani said...

ROFL!!!!!!!

(umachhi kannu kutha poradu)

Alpha said...

aaahh, karna...had a pure and pristine image of him...now everytime i look at that sixth slot...

ammani: yes, my eyes are closed in anticipation. your photo freaked me out...seemed like you are keeping your son from looking at my post. Well, you better.:)

Unknown said...

Forget about the shock DNA's dad might have had, I was just about to introduce my son to your blog. Have changed my mind and am trying to do exactly what Ammani is doing.

Alpha said...

wa: phew...wise mom you turned out to be.

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இரா. வசந்த குமார். said...

laughed.. good thinking...