Thursday, June 01, 2006

What are you doing?

‘I am sticking my tongue into the pencil sharpener to come back with some sharp replies.’

‘I am highlighting myself in neon yellow so that people realise I am important.’

'I am stapling my lipstick to my lips so I don't have to retouch.'

‘I am swiveling in my chair real fast to see if centrifugal force can take me home instead of my car.’

‘I am punching holes in my nose so I can have more avenues to dig from.’

‘I am sticking a post-it note on my forehead that says- Is it lunch time yet? and am planning to sit all day in the lunch room looking for a nod from someone. ’

This is for people who call me at work and ask ‘What are you doing?’ I am working dammit! Even if I was stuffing my sore eyes with porn, there’s a fat chance that I would admit it. Now if you would excuse me for a bit…

7 comments:

bloghopper said...

So this is what you do at work ? hmmm ...

Zoheb said...

So what are you doing now? Working :D

Patrix said...

Ouch! Somebody is in a touchy mood today...just don't touch anyone, ok?

anantha said...

Vetti!

Chakri said...

so what did u do at work today?

Grey Shades said...

thats it! you did! i fell off the chair now!

m said...

only you...........love your sense of humor