Monday, September 17, 2007

Great minds think alike. Fools seldom differ.

No news is good news. Hey people, I am back!

Opposites attract. Why should you have to choose your freaking life partner based on behavior patterns of magnets?

Distance makes the heart grow fonder. Some conniving Management Consulting Recruiting Staff coined that term so certain dumb wives would fall for that ploy. I don’t.

Speech is silver, silence is golden. Who ever heard of reticent leaders? The fact that we would like some to be quiet is not the point.

Slow and steady wins the race. Apart from the stupid rabbit and the delusional tortoise, I haven’t heard another application of this theory. Just yesterday this lady ran ahead of me and picked up the last sweater off the rack! It was a turtle neck to boot! :(

Early bird gets the worm. This has mom written all over it. What about that worm? Wasn’t he early too?

A penny saved is a penny gained. You are definitely not investing wisely dude!

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush. Depends on whose hand and whose bush. Hey birdie, you want company?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Doesn’t work on PhDs. I tried.

Good things come in small packages. Haha! Good one.

Rats desert a sinking ship. Strange sinking feeling about this one. I think I will follow them rats.

The best things in life are free. Better things come at a premium.

God helps them who help themselves. Heaven Inc. cost cutting measures.

Money isn’t everything. Except Food, Shelter, Clothes and maybe a few private jets.

Necessity is the mother of invention. Jeez..why haven’t I invented a space travel machine or a winter chaser yet?

No pain, no gain. This proverb was probably conceived before Television came into existence.

Practice what you preach. Not everyone has the time and patience for this. Go on, leave comments to boost blogger morale.

All good things must come to an end. Now that is sometimes true…like right now. Adios!

12 comments:

sidkc said...

finally! you're back :)

and I beg to differ about good things in small packages ;)

Ravages/CC said...

hmmm...not enough wit nor biting sarcasm in this post, Alpha.

shub said...

Whaaaa? Are you serious?! :(

Alpha said...

sidkc: denial proverbs can take you only so far, little one.

ravages: i am warming up..give me some slack.

shub: never was..why do you ask. how are you kid?

shub said...

PHEW! Heh, thanks for 'kidding'! I'm glad you aren't quitting and glad someone still calls me kid! :)

bloghopper said...

blech !

Rationale said...

Glad u're back. I missed u! :)

Slow and steady does win the race- says Warren Buffet anyways. And a turtle-neck? I think you actually won since you didnt get it.

Distance hasnt made your heart grow fonder? Maybe a little more distance might help. Send KM to the NW this weekend! :-D

Me said...

...not quitting...hmmm...now let me get back to my afternoon nap...

Alpha said...

bh: why thanks sir!

rationale: distance makes the heart wander. actually i dont feel much fondness to you guys that you are in the great NW.. revenge for hawaii!

me: i guess thats an overwhelming welcome hug. thanks!

cj° said...

Hey, alpha,
this cracked me up for sure ;)

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